Wednesday, April 13, 2011


A song about one of my co-workers

Don't you talk to me with your phone voice, honey
Save it for your customer calls
It makes you come off like such a phoney, honey
And if you really want to get your hands in my pants
You'd be better off speaking Chinese

A song about marital discontent

Can I tell you
That when you

It really made me feel sad

A song about a high school girl who takes a Boy Scout to Bonnaroo because he will be better prepared to handle the requirements of camping

Back at school you're a dork
But you put those drops of honey
On my plastic camping spork

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